Foreword...

Welcome, Dearie.

I am certain you are familiar with a number stories from my realm -- tales of chivalry, heroism, and pixie dust. I am here to tell you, they are all lies. Sit down, dear reader, and allow me to spin you a tale in which the princesses were not always so innocent, the princes not so charming, and the villains not so dastardly.

Your humble servant,

Anonymus

Monday, September 10, 2012

Our Tale Begins...


We begin our tale with a visit from the Dragon Lady herself, Maleficent.

It was just before dawn. From my hovel on the mountain’s face I could see the street lamps in the village below blinking out, one by one, mimicking the stars inky blue sky. Soon the townspeople would be groaning and stumbling out of bed, off to do their mundane chores and whine about how they wished they had magic to do their work for them.
Busy day for me. I grinned gleefully at the prospect.
My  hands and feet returned to my spinning wheel, falling into the steady rhythm of the peddle propelling the wheel and spinning a thread of finest silk round and round the spindle. As the wheel turned faster, faces of potential clients filled the space. I scanned through them absently, finding the plights of milkmaids and stable hands to be dull and uninspiring. They all bled together in a homogenous mush of blah.
A rap on my door pulled me from my concentration. She slithered in, pale skin shimmering softly and piercing eyes lit expectantly, and sat down in the chair opposite mine. She looked as tempting as Sin itself. I glared at her, amused.
“Maleficent,” I nodded curtly, “to what do I owe this immense pleasure?”
“Oh, you know, big fan.” I scoffed and turned my attention back to wheel. Leave it to a fae to harass me before business hours. Three revolutions passed before she spoke again, “I am told you’re the man to speak to about certain…pest control.”
“And I am told you are a fairly competent sorcerous. Why should I help you?”
“Because I am certain you have a vested interest in my success.” 

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