Foreword...

Welcome, Dearie.

I am certain you are familiar with a number stories from my realm -- tales of chivalry, heroism, and pixie dust. I am here to tell you, they are all lies. Sit down, dear reader, and allow me to spin you a tale in which the princesses were not always so innocent, the princes not so charming, and the villains not so dastardly.

Your humble servant,

Anonymus

Monday, September 10, 2012

A Deal Is Struck...


Pride and self-assurance dripped off Maleficent’s angular face. Her eyes, like jewels, glittered with fervor. My attention was piqued. “Who?”
Maleficent rose from her seat and sauntered about the room, examining my possessions. “Do you recall a certain Queen who weaseled her way out of a bargain involving her newborn son?” My eyes narrowed. Treacherous harlot. “But of course you do,” Maleficent continued, answering her own question. “After all, she is the reason you exiled yourself here to hide your shame and do menial favors for milkmaids and stable boys.”
“What about her?” I asked, irritated.
“She has a granddaughter now, a little princess.” Her lips curled in a snarl as she spit out the word “princess.”
“And you’re asking me to kill an innocent baby?” After all these years, the idea was laughable. To have Maleficent, self-proclaimed Mistress of Wickedness, come to me, asking for help to off a human child, was absurd!
She was inches from my face in a matter of seconds. “She is not innocent!” Maleficent thundered, bearing her teeth and breathing fire out her nostrils. I swatted the pyres away from my tunic. “At least, not for long,” she murmured softly, turning away from me and slinking back into her chair.
I gazed at the fairy thoughtfully, curious what to make of her outburst. “What exactly do you need me for?”
“I require your spinning wheel.”
I glanced at my precious wheel. Mine. “Why my spinning wheel? Why not use one of the villager’s near your domain? It will cost much less than my price and you would not have had to travel so far to obtain one.”
“An ordinary spinning wheel will not do for my purposes; I need one that is…flame retardant.”
“In case your spell fails and you have a tantrum?” I spat.
She glared at me, “In case the king does the foolish thing and tries to stop me.” I glowered at her. Despite myself, I found my thoughts wandering to the prospect of payment. Surely, she was capable of paying more than what the peasants in the valley could ever afford. As if reading my mind, she said, “I can pay you twenty ounces of finely ground black diamond. Good luck finding anyone within a thousand miles who will pay you in such a manner.” She produced a satchel from her cloak, dipped her fingers into it, and pulled out a handful of glittering black powder.
My fingers itched to snatch the sack out of her hands. “Very well,” I sighed, feigning disappointment. “It is normally much lower than usual asking price but I suppose I can lower it for a good cause.
“Excellent,” she sneered. “I will return tomorrow for the spinning wheel,” she said, turning on her heel and heading towards the door.
“Ah, ah, ah! I require upfront payment. I won’t have you swindling me.” I held my hand out to her expectantly.
She scowled but dropped the satchel in my hand. “Pleasure doing business with you.”
“And you, Dearie.”

Our Tale Begins...


We begin our tale with a visit from the Dragon Lady herself, Maleficent.

It was just before dawn. From my hovel on the mountain’s face I could see the street lamps in the village below blinking out, one by one, mimicking the stars inky blue sky. Soon the townspeople would be groaning and stumbling out of bed, off to do their mundane chores and whine about how they wished they had magic to do their work for them.
Busy day for me. I grinned gleefully at the prospect.
My  hands and feet returned to my spinning wheel, falling into the steady rhythm of the peddle propelling the wheel and spinning a thread of finest silk round and round the spindle. As the wheel turned faster, faces of potential clients filled the space. I scanned through them absently, finding the plights of milkmaids and stable hands to be dull and uninspiring. They all bled together in a homogenous mush of blah.
A rap on my door pulled me from my concentration. She slithered in, pale skin shimmering softly and piercing eyes lit expectantly, and sat down in the chair opposite mine. She looked as tempting as Sin itself. I glared at her, amused.
“Maleficent,” I nodded curtly, “to what do I owe this immense pleasure?”
“Oh, you know, big fan.” I scoffed and turned my attention back to wheel. Leave it to a fae to harass me before business hours. Three revolutions passed before she spoke again, “I am told you’re the man to speak to about certain…pest control.”
“And I am told you are a fairly competent sorcerous. Why should I help you?”
“Because I am certain you have a vested interest in my success.”